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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

D'oh!

Cheating is the gift man gives himself.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back home anyway.

Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?

What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back home anyway.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.

D'oh!

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back home anyway.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back home anyway.